Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Top Ten: Reasons I Can’t Be Christian

10. The only thing I love more than sex is abortion.
9. Good deeds are more important than confessions.
8. Jesus was just a guy.
7. No money to tithe right now.
6. The idea of man evolving from dirt is offensive.
5. I won’t blame rape victims.
4. No interest in a heaven without dogs.
3. Gay people don’t seem threatening to me.
2. I refuse to pretend to stop masturbating.
1. Having an invisible best friend is weird for an adult.


  1. Good list. A list like this can go on for a while, pretty much one entry for every verse in the bible.

  2. How do you know dogs won't be in heaven? I think they will be.

    1. On the restoration of Eden in the end times:

      Outside are the dogs, those who practice magic arts, the sexually immoral, the murderers, the idolaters and everyone who loves and practices falsehood. - Rev. 22:15

      For some reason my dog is left outside of paradise with murderers and perverts. Thanks, God.

  3. Based on the interpretattion ... some version use the "perverts" rather than dogs and liars versus falsehoods ... looks like not everyone gets in ... like so many want to believe ...


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