Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Happy Valentine’s Day

It’s not that hard, fellas…


  1. Would it be inappropriate to send the link to this post to my boyfriend ;-)? Heehee, happy Valentine's day :-)

  2. Do you suppose he traded wampum for the flowers?

  3. What's even easier: make sure you dump your girlfriend the week before Valentine's day, so you don't have to bother with this expensive stuff.

    Also, the best time to pick up single women is in the two weeks following Valentine's day; at this point many are desperate to find someone. Just remember to dump them come February of the next year. Lather, rinse, repeat.

    1. I feel dirty... lather, rinse, repeat, indeed.

    2. Shouldn't you be taking your wife out tonight instead of commenting on your own blog?

    3. Naw, I cooked a meal for her at home (chimichurri topped filet mignon with Texas toast). Then I heated up chocolate and she dipped strawberries in them. I dipped tangerines.


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