Shouldn't the fat one be the one that went to the steak house for salad? The other dude is already thin so why did he need to get a salad? Oh, and this comic is dangerously close to jumping the shark. Don't ask me why. I just like saying "jumping the shark".
The one on the left needs to lose weight in his face.Jumping a shark you say... not a bad idea.
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