Thursday, February 16, 2012

I Love My Wife

The Valentine she left on my Facebook wall? It included a picture of Hitler, captioned with, “Be Mein.”

The Valentine I left on her Facebook wall? It included the words, “Of all the prostitutes, you’re the smartest.”

That’s just how we roll, bitches.

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