Because it would be far cheaper to just not invade their countries, duh.
Okay, then another example: maybe we should make clothing for Salmon Rushdie made from pages of the Quran.
I almost converted to Islam once, but I had to back out. They don't allow you to read the Koran while sitting on the toilet.
Ha! What a perfect idea. Finally some useful reason for holy books.
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