Monday, February 13, 2012

Monday Rule: Valentine’s Day

Since society sees nothing wrong with giving someone chocolate, flowers and jewelry in exchange for sexual acts on February 14th, we should just come clean and legalize prostitution.

4 comments:

  1. So... what you're saying is, we're all whores, it's just a matter of price? Actually, I can see that.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. We aren't all whores... some people are the ones doing the paying.

      Delete
  2. I weep for the couples where one partner only likes sex and the other only chocolate, flowers, and jewelry. Where I come from, we skip the formalities and combine the sex and the chocolate-eating.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. What's most sad is that guys expect sex on Valentine's Day... because they aren't getting it during the rest of the year. And likewise, it's sad if a woman only feels loved one out of 365 days.

      Delete

If your comment is too long, break it into multiple comments and post them all.

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...